THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED CLAIRE

There once was a young woman named Claire,
Who often, went about quite bare.
Regardless of weather,
She showed off her nether,
But always, was proud of her chest.

But the years, they kept on increasing,
And one year was exceptionally freezing,
As she wandered about, she suddenly found,
That her tits had frozen to the ground!

Happy Birthday my lady